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Cornerstone of capitalism.

Bear in mind its not just Apple that does this. Hell, the ThinkPad I just bought had RAM upgrades at over 100% the cost of doing it myself. Thankfully, being a ThinkPad, I can (and did) do it myself. At least with RAM most vendors have some pretty insane markup.

Yep, considering all the various ways one can be funny without being racist.

Insufferable meat eaters are quickly becoming a top-thing in this country. And I say this as a (meat) eater that, like you, prefers to keep my diet to myself.

Pepperoni is overrated.

Came here to say the same

No Merle?

It has Crossed Swords! Hell I missed that, need to plug my mini back in...

Needs more bra.

When being a Little Rascal gets real

It also goes without saying that fine specimen couldn’t rule his way out of a wet paper bag.

And when is it not “too soon” to point to that fool and use him as the perfect example of what happens when you ignore science and basic common sense.

We shared the same childhood.

And farting. We’re excellent at farting.

I don’t think I’ve even used the term “best friend” since a few years out of high school. Now its friends, good friends, acquaintances, people I don’t bother with, etc...

Yeah I’d say its more apropos than ironic.

I read an early draft where out of nowhere Riddick charismatically swings in at the very end and saves all of Westeros for a carton of Kool’s, riding two dragons like surfboards into the sunset with Emilia Clarke grasping his waist, eyeshine glistening. It was riveting. The second draft involving Jackie Chan wasn’t

Sorry your parents never loved you.

I wonder if they’re looking at all the money the campaign is putting back into Trump’s pocket...

Only the white people who actually vote for him. The rest of us are avowed terrorists or something.