What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

I do not wait to exit the stall. This is a very important dynamic in the workplace. Demonstrate that you fear nothing, no one, At work. On your exit from the stall, stare directly at the urinal man, and say nothing. Glare at him until he nervously leaves the bathroom. If he tries to engage you, take a quick step…

I mean, the story was literally, ‘I remember this one time when Drew could eat solid food by himself.  I love that guy.’

I have a few sources.  From what I have heard, it is becoming pretty clear that Drew is going to be named Trump’s Chief of Staff.

I cannot fucking STAND the entire staff giving eulogies for Drew in public fora like this without giving us one shred of detail or allusion to what is or could be happening

This goes from benign to excessive very quickly.

This is the best post I’ve ever seen on Deadspin. Thumbs up to you

The pearls!

Chef: MY MOM

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

Raspberry #1? BLASHPEMOUS, look, Raspberries are the goddamn worst.

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

alternative theory based on Ivanka’s expression (grinning wider, raising her eyebrows) is that Trump was looking directly at the woman he WISHED was his wife but sadly he isn’t a Lannister.

Good skin is half the battle. Good haircut is 25%. Actual beautiful features matter less if you have the other two.

are you asian? Cuz that’s like an automatic -10 in years.

I’m in my late 30s too and, when I’m clean shaven, people think I’m in my 20s.

I think just running on concrete or hardwood, really sprint hard, and make sure to get a good heel-strike with every step, just drive your heel into the ground like it’s a hammer, and then roll through the rest of your foot. If you’re wearing a properly cushioned athletic shoe it won’t hurt your heel and so you’ll be…

I just don’t understand the need to reinvent the wheel. Weight training with proper form will get you all the gains you need. All kinds.

Get a big scary dog to chase you. You’ll constantly be twisting and looking back to make sure you’re out of reach of it’s slobbering gaping maw. The twisting of the knees will help accelerate breakdown.

Pinochle? Get off the internet Grandpa.