I think of my house as a house.

The only time homes are investments is when you’re in some aspect of real estate as a business. Either a landlord, real estate agent, house flipper, architect, contractor, etc. As a home owner, the dollars you get out when you sell will almost never be more than the total dollars you put in.

This is a myth that has been debunked numerous times.

Yeah, I know you’re right. It’s so disheartening all the way around.

I will give Hillary every penny of my disposable income if she reurns fire by threatening to peg her Republican opponent.

I love the "S" cape sort-of-not-really hidden in the background with the other trophies.

Seriously, all of these would be fantastic. There’s not one better than the others.

Come on, I want to see the Hulk time travel to the future and confront his evil future self.

The spiral method is very similar to something I’ve proposed/advised people on here and in real life. I’m a strong proponent of the avalanche method, but when you get into loans that are negligibly different in interest rate, then just kill off the lower balances so you have a smaller monthly commitment.

I may have missed it, but can we talk about this?

I’m thinking we do it like The Warriors. Drop them both of in the Bronx and the first to Coney Island alive wins.

Being a sore loser and not conceding when he loses, shit talking the organizations when he doesn’t get their endorsements, stealing campaign data, whining about the establishment when he almost exclusively gets positive press and now constantly changing the conditions after agreeing to them - it’s Bernie’s world…

Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

I did not know that. That is really cool.

One of my favorite facts about Saturn’s rings is that one of its small moons, Daphnis, makes waves in the ring as it orbits.

I was wondering this too. If you aren’t, you should be.

I appreciate that! And I love Internet commenting. It’s so lucrative too!! (goes back to sobbing).

If by writer you mean “are you a sobber, who gets rejected on a frequent basis” then yes? Trying to be that other “real writer” thing but mostly I’m crying and saying, “I’ll never be good at anything!” into my cats fur. I'm real fun at parties.

Don't worry-The part of Elena is played by Ronald Reagan.