Re: male gynos:

Never go swimming in the ocean.

Neighbor: Would you and your wife like to join us for Bible Study tonight?

Dude, if you’ve got a son, one of these days you’re going to have that phone out while he’s peeing next to you, and he’ll catch you tweeting while peeing, and he’ll tell your wife. At that point, karma will catch up to you and you will be publicly shamed for your disgusting habit when she cites it in the divorce…

I think the worst thing about Trump’s candidacy is he’s opened the racist-bigot-classist-sexist Pandora’s box. Now no one cares what vile thing is said anymore. If Trump was caught on tape with Romney’s 47% line, he’d create a fucking campaign video around it.

My dad taught me to put the clams into a lot of cold water to which you’ve added white or yellow corn meal. The clams take in the meal and flush it out of their system along with the sand. It takes an hour or so and it truly works. I’ve done it for years.....

Salt water and rain water are very different though

Like so?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Do you think an organization run by a John McCain aide doesn’t have the full endorsement of John McCain?

Theories are all well and good, but let’s apply the scientific method to this. Send me $100,100 and I’ll report my results. <grin>

Two years ago, I went through the bracket, round by round, and asked my (incredibly dopey, yet cute) dog which team he liked in each matchup. He won my friend group bracket pool by a wide margin.

Just park it in the street. Wasting your money on a garage is just that. Wasting your money. The 2400 you’ll spend each year can be put to better use.

Next question in the coming months after the main election, is how can those that rejected this garbage, you and me an so many others move on and be cordial/engage with those that supported this.

I disagree. I park my Porsche and wife’s BMW on the street. I accept that they will get nicked and scraped, but at then end of the day they are just cars and I have insurance. I am much happier using that money to travel and go to events. That’s just my view.

They are overt, that’s true, but I’d argue that they’re not establishment. They’re speaking to people that’ve been abandonned by the establishment, and the best way to speak to low-information voters that’ve been abandonned by the establishment is in clear, simple, overt language.

I take issue with your syntax, but the point is well made.

To an extent, that’s true, but people elected Clinton for a reason: they wanted change. Specifically economic change. 70% of voters in ‘92 thought that the economy was in bad shape and wanted a policy change to deal with that. What they got was the continuance of previous trends.

I didn’t love this ad spot, but it’s been said before and still bears repeating: vote for your preferred candidate in the primary, but vote blue regardless in November. I’m so excited to have a chance to vote for Bernie on Tuesday, but I’ll also happily vote for Hillary in November if it means I get to vote against…