Re: male gynos:

Never go swimming in the ocean.

Neighbor: Would you and your wife like to join us for Bible Study tonight?

Dude, if you’ve got a son, one of these days you’re going to have that phone out while he’s peeing next to you, and he’ll catch you tweeting while peeing, and he’ll tell your wife. At that point, karma will catch up to you and you will be publicly shamed for your disgusting habit when she cites it in the divorce…

I enjoyed the movie, but have no desire to watch a "better" version of it. Am I alone in thinking this way?

Thanks for the article. Fine movie. Impressive movie if they spent $7,000 and effectively donated their time.

Or maybe it was designed by engineers at Google? How exciting! I wonder how many shades of off-white they sorted through to find just the right one.

I think the worst thing about Trump’s candidacy is he’s opened the racist-bigot-classist-sexist Pandora’s box. Now no one cares what vile thing is said anymore. If Trump was caught on tape with Romney’s 47% line, he’d create a fucking campaign video around it.

Is this the end of the starchitects?

My dad taught me to put the clams into a lot of cold water to which you’ve added white or yellow corn meal. The clams take in the meal and flush it out of their system along with the sand. It takes an hour or so and it truly works. I’ve done it for years.....

Salt water and rain water are very different though

I’ve had to bin my opus about a semi-sentient deli pork platter named “Ronald A. Fluhmp” being elected President and starting a war against Saskatchewan because, “Sasquatches are killing us! They’re stealing our jobs. They’re sending criminals!” etc,etc.

Like so?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Do you think an organization run by a John McCain aide doesn’t have the full endorsement of John McCain?

Theories are all well and good, but let’s apply the scientific method to this. Send me $100,100 and I’ll report my results. <grin>

UH’M PTHOO EPTHITIB FUH DIS!!!*

Two years ago, I went through the bracket, round by round, and asked my (incredibly dopey, yet cute) dog which team he liked in each matchup. He won my friend group bracket pool by a wide margin.

Just park it in the street. Wasting your money on a garage is just that. Wasting your money. The 2400 you’ll spend each year can be put to better use.