He’s gonna send Denton pictures of himself circled in gold Sharpie with “See! Not a rotting pumpkin pie. VERY FRESH.” written on them.

Has he sown them? I feel like they were already here, he just legitimized them. He just allowed the bigots to come out of the closet.

Yes, and the inherent downside of every extremist viewpoint is that it tends to draw . . . extremists. Yeah, I know it’s probably the flaccid daydream of a lot of aging peckerwoods to crack some young black dude in the mouth, on what they consider “general principle.” But this is the problem: Trump’s “rallies” make…

You know you shook me. You shook me all night long.

I had (emphasis on had) a girlfriend who related a situation where she had to recommend someone be fired, only the company had already laid a bunch of people off and couldn’t afford to a) lose the manpower and b) be seen within the industry as a company where employment was tenuous. Her insistence for her position led…

Well, if Rick Scott is gonna be the VP nominee, we’re going to need some adjectives for him. I’ll start:

Then mouth. Because I’m hoping to god I get to close my eyes in that scenario.

Enjoy your $126,000 Ford Premier Auto Group Aston Martin sir. There’s probably some ancient British law that requires their things to be quriky, like extra “u”s in words and beans and bloodcakes for breakfast.

Yes, you should sell your car. The light rail station opens this month.

Which is free I guess!! Woohoo!

ooohh yeah there it is

How do you feel about Eric Garners daughter stumping for Bernie? Or is recruiting those affected by violence only ok when it’s the candidate you like?

I look forward to BernieBros explanation of why the moms of Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis just don’t understand what is in their own best interest, and just unaware of how wrong their opinions are

I’m desperately trying to find a way a law student’s activism isn’t as relevant as anyone else’s but ... I just can’t.

Well, you know, back when Bernie had ties to the civil rights movement, he wasn’t a politician either, so if he gets praise for his work pre-politics, ummmmm, shouldn’t Clinton as well? I mean, that would mean your argument would have to have merit but ...

No. Movies are for the one percent.

...and here come the comments which both completely prove the point of the article and justify its existence!