One of the giveaways that this was fake was that they spelled Doom's new name "Doomashev". The thing was just piled with fakeness.

That's okay. This is written by some kid who has nothing to do with the movie, so there could be that much inconsistency.

That's her dad.

This is clearly not at the script phase. It's just fake.

Yeah, that phrase is another hallmark of how fake this is.

This is very fake.

Great use of the dystopian career of John Hurt to express this! He's really been on all sides of the equation!

As long as the debt originated before the marriage, the spouse does not have to pay, unless the couple has consolidated together.

Student loans (if you don't consilidate them with someone else's) die with you. They'll try to collect, but once you're gone, I'm pretty sure the obligation is gone, too!

Is his real immortality going to come in the form of the Larsen Scanner circuit? We should all go build som of those.

I have the Gpad as well. Use it daily!

I definitely use it to look up which comics to read!

Engoy it!

I will provide the ultimate unifier, here. No one argues about the Giraffics Interchange File!

Hadn't heard the rest of that. Eskimo describes a bunch of different groups with different languages, so I hope they have different words for love!

So many people have "and I" drilled into their heads to get their subjects right in sentences that they don't realize that there are plural objects.

I didn't know that and have made the mistake. Thanks for clearing it up!

My 2 year old comments on it pretty much every time he sees it.

EDIT: Everyone has already asked this.

Could it be that Eskimo consists of pretty much every arctic dwelling aboriginal group, including, but not exclusively Inuit? I'm sure that the Alaskan Eskimo groups don't even speak the same languages as Inuits.