I feel like apology parsing has serious potential to overtake baseball as our national pastime!

Depends on what you define as “the purpose” of having one. For you it is to play games on the go.

A horse drawn carriage? But what if there were mares pulling it?

Well, then this console truly replicates the original Genesis experience!

Yes, you can ignore them and have a great time with the game.

I’m going to hell for chuckling at that.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

Let’s be fair here, the problem isn’t that people can’t decide what they want until they pull up to the squawk box, it’s that you can’t see the goddamn menu until you pull up to it. I usually have an idea what I want before I get there, but sometimes the menu reminds me of something that I haven’t had in a while, or I…

Cash bail is a fucked up bullshit system. Is he likely a danger to the community? Is he a flight risk? That’s ALL judges should be considering.

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge trailblazer Katy Perry for bisexualizing sexual harrassment? Another civil rights milestone!

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

Warning Shark

Katy Perry does. Didn't you read the article?

It’s also neat that he’s the first player to start a game and earn the save.

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

Give it a rest

You and I both know he just forgot that part.

And just like modern BMWs, they are stuck in the shop with broken sensors that are waiting to be fixed by the manufacturer after being forced to admit they fucked up.

Read the post. Use the code. It’s not me, it’s you. We should see other people.

Read the post. Use the code. It’s not me, it’s you. We should see other people.