Look at Mr. Not-in-the-Bible-belt-with-his-fourth-grade-health-class over here.

Was waiting for this. Will read later on but just wanted to say continue doing the lord’s work.

“This Is The Face Of A Man Getting Pulled . . .

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

How is anyone defending this keep-away bullshit?

This is fucking hilarious, Smash is full of petulant manbabies. Perfect example of why nobody takes that community seriously.

This is just a bad defensive play all around. Gallo makes an awful throw, but the reason it buzzes the pitcher is he was late getting off the mound and into position, he never really gets into proper position, and he is late getting his head around. He should be deeper and more directly behind home plate but he was…

With the way the football scores look for Red Raider games, counting above 60 isn’t the problem.

The score was 6-4 Texas Tech about eight minutes into first half.

Counterpoint: it’s great and funny. You just KNOW that the opposing team gets that POS song stuck in their heads and it starts fucking with them. I’m a Cubs fan, and I burst out laughing when I realized what Andrus was doing

I was in a play space with my toddler a few weeks ago and Baby Shark came on the sound system. It was like the DJ put on a banger at the club. Every kid in there basically did the toddler equivalent of, “This is my jam!”

Me on the ZLS. 

A little over a decade ago I actually did this!!!!

Replace them the next time the customer comes to the store, like a responsible manager would.

This article is pretty clearly for people who go out of their way to make other people’s lives a tiny bit easier.

If everything in this article is separated by the word “and”, you’re basically doing a portion of the laundry, part of the bathroom clean-up, and the bulk of the room re-arrangement “and” paying the person $10 for the pain of an already-mostly-clean room to finish cleaning up. I am nice to servers in restaurants and…

$10 per day, per person?!?

See, I don’t understand any of this at all. I book a hotel room so I have somewhere to sleep when I’m not doing what I’m in town to do. The job of housekeeping is to refresh the room after I’ve used it. I’m not gonna trash the room, but why should I do their job for them? If I want privacy, I need to feel bad about…

Beto ain’t my guy, but it’s ridiculous to call him center-right. 

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?