The score was 6-4 Texas Tech about eight minutes into first half.

Counterpoint: it’s great and funny. You just KNOW that the opposing team gets that POS song stuck in their heads and it starts fucking with them. I’m a Cubs fan, and I burst out laughing when I realized what Andrus was doing

I was in a play space with my toddler a few weeks ago and Baby Shark came on the sound system. It was like the DJ put on a banger at the club. Every kid in there basically did the toddler equivalent of, “This is my jam!”

Me on the ZLS. 

A little over a decade ago I actually did this!!!!

Replace them the next time the customer comes to the store, like a responsible manager would.

HOT TAKE: those Twilight Zone posters are dumb. 

This article is pretty clearly for people who go out of their way to make other people’s lives a tiny bit easier.

If everything in this article is separated by the word “and”, you’re basically doing a portion of the laundry, part of the bathroom clean-up, and the bulk of the room re-arrangement “and” paying the person $10 for the pain of an already-mostly-clean room to finish cleaning up. I am nice to servers in restaurants and…

$10 per day, per person?!?

See, I don’t understand any of this at all. I book a hotel room so I have somewhere to sleep when I’m not doing what I’m in town to do. The job of housekeeping is to refresh the room after I’ve used it. I’m not gonna trash the room, but why should I do their job for them? If I want privacy, I need to feel bad about…

Beto ain’t my guy, but it’s ridiculous to call him center-right. 

A tank top and jeans is “business casual”? It might not be grunge, but it’s pretty laid back.

Kind of irritates me a little bit that we’ve got the whole trailer full of analyze worthy details and new suits and new armors and new partnership and such, and the one thing people choose to critique is Carol’s business casual look?
What does a girl has to do to NOT get shit for the simplest shit?

Guarantee you that’s right before his whole family gets snapped. 

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

First of all how dare you.

You can pry my bread and tortillas from my cold dead hands. Bury me in burritos.

Well, the guy was obviously injured. Acting like an idiot without hurting anyone is one type of crime, acting like an idiot and hurting someone as a result is a different type of crime.

I’ve always liked Brendan Fraser and he always seemed like a standup guy. If I’m rooting for anyone to have a comeback, it’s him.