Ugh. Man. Can we at least hate the government for the right reasons?

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

I think you mean “El Cambio de Velocidades de la Mañana,” Patricio. This pun NO LONGER WORKS!

Dude races an F1 car with huge ass diamond earrings in. I’m positive he would be the person that would weight train in designer clothes, and likely sunglasses indoors.

“The truth hurts, doesn’t it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!”- Lt. Frank Drebin

This is an issue of you not knowing McLarens. The 12C and 650S have completely different front ends...

Most cars have a system wherein the operator has a brain and doesn't pilot their craft into water.

I've seen that color before on the television. It's call 'Rio Pool Green'. I'll show myself out now.

The reason that zippers work so well on on-ramps is because everyone is accelerating from a very slow speed to speeds in excess of 55MPH. This naturally creates the needed gaps between cars.

Did you even read that list? Nevermind Alonso and Ricc - you really trying to say that Senna isn’t renown for winning? Please, kindly GTFO.

You’re really angling for a career in watercraft PR in case this gawker auction goes poorly eh?

The country that’s notorious for building questionable knock-off cars and electronics apparently cut a few corners for a prototype.

come to think of it, has anyone seen Kevin Flynn?

Mystery solved:

Jeep Comanche. Preferably a 1991 short bed with a 5-spd, four-liter and 4x4.

You’re saying Sakura is...

They won’t murder us on purpose, but people operating them in unusually humid climates might be at a higher risk for murder than others.

Thanks for sharing Jalopnik. Next video I’ll make sure to smile ;). We had tons and tons of fun making this video, and the car is something else. Driving a rally prepped 911 on dirt will make you contemplate your life, and why you hadn’t done it sooner. These are utilitarian toys - built to be driven, and driven hard.

I was driving to enter a race, my truck caught on fire

For all the Evans haters, give credit where it’s due, the man made his exit graciously and magnanimously. It’s nice to see, especially given the recent allegations and developments, that Evans can be polite even as the world seemingly sh*ts on him.