Normally I’m joking when I use this turn of phrase, but seriously: every adult playing this game is bad and should feel bad.

Okay, look here; if you’re into the same kind of thing as my ten year old daughter (yes, Pokemon, or however the hell you spell it), that’s your business. Just know that I’m judging you for it.

Florida plate, sounds about right.

Best idea to come out of Florida since.. .well...

Maybe?

Oh you bastard...

Whenever I see Dreamliner on Jalopnik....

Turns out this isn’t stunt flying at all, just the pilot trying to outrun that music.

I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!

Any word on a RED 3? The world needs a RED 3. I can only find rumors.

There is a peanut involved, but its less Dorito and more Total recall hooker.

For whatever reason, the 456GT is my must own of the Ferrari family. I fear I missed what passes for affordability windows in Ferrari land a few years back. Deep blue, manual, and road trips, please.

Me too, but in a “this is too awkward to watch and it makes me cringe” sort of way

“In 1941, Henry Ford used the stuff in his “plastic car,” though it’s worth noting, that hemp was not the primary or even secondary ingredient in the plastic.” Yeah, but only because of Ford’s connections to the racist government conspiracy that kept funding and research at a minimum in order to keep his buddy William…

I mean it’s not as if he plowed a test car into a wall or something!

The Sausage King of Chicago.

You can get cutaways for Transits, Sprinters, and Ram ProMasters.

Will Navistar use the rust-out design GM has perfected?

Or have already called their grandchildren about the “GPS screen” not working.