Did you just victim blame a highway?

Jalopnik should have a feature where David drives and reviews ONLY appalling shitboxes. With his obsession with rusted out piles of Jeep and his love of taking things apart, we could call it The Automasochist.

Oh, I shredded some gnar:

It’s pretty damn fucking fun. Imagine a car the size of a BRZ, then imagine it with AWD, double the horsepower, and triple the torque (after bolt-ons). On what planet could that not be a hoot?

Thanks for the update. 

Cool. 

It’s newsworthy when a major OEM dumps a population of a small city out in the street?

Now they need to offer the manuals with the premium engines. They can charge more money. Why wouldn’t they?

OMG!! Won’t somebody think of the children!!! Screw the people who can’t pay their rent/mortgage, utility bills, etc, and are trying to make a shit situation a little less shitty. My fragile kids are what matters, not them.

I find the idea that a Jalopnik commentor being a good parent highly suspect

Your children are most likely exposed to profanity around their friends. 

Ford/Honda/Toyota - “Uh, no.”

Here’s the thing about hearses: they are typically built on what is called a commercial chassis, which is made up of the engine and drive train, the front body work and interior up to the front doors, a longer-than-stock frame, and heavy-duty brakes in anticipation of the additional weight. Everything else is put on…

The brakes weren’t upgraded to take account of the significant extra weight of the vehicle and additional occupants. That was the mechanical fault, and it was the cause of his losing control on the downhill to the stop sign and then running it. That, among other things, was why it had failed its inspection.

For everybody saying this is cheating or that they could do this with the help of the dragster:

There are unassisted speed records too. Calm down and appreciate someone who had the guts to go 184 mph on a bicycle. If you think that's not impressive, go look up the unassisted speed records. 

I don’t know if Gillette razors cut into hair better than other razors, but nothing cuts into a person better than the truth.

What on earth was the point of this article? The entire internet is full of people writing articles and a bunch of other people shouting in agreement right below them. It’s happening in this comment section too!