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I bet if you went to Chad and wrote USA on the tarmac, no one would mind.

That’s nothing. I hired these four dudes to landscape my mountain. You should’ve SEEN what those assholes did when I got back from the mall:

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line?

Well I’ll be damned. Just hoping it’s not AutopilotCross.

No thumbs to drive it, you say. Hmmmmm.

Congrats, CalBearsFan99!

Handy reference guide to the Garden State.

I hear Luke likes fast German luxury... to me this seems like a job best suited for the Panamera that finally figured out how to get the back end looking acceptable.

If I had to pick one BMW, it wouldn’t be the 3-series, 5-series, 6-series, or 7-series, it’d be that mid to late 90s 8-series.

Did they spray the thing in bedliner?

...we found a whole case of Pepsi from 1960 commemorating Richard Petty’s first Winston Cup victory...

Sometimes, nothing goes right.

It’s not as complicated as you think. No one is paying attention anywhere, not driving, walking, eating dinner, nowhere.

Which is why Ford stopped selling cars. A F150 Platinum has profits equal in value to the MSRP of a Fiesta. The profits on a Fiesta are equal to the markup on 20" F150 rims.

It’s small, so you can drive it with handcuffs on.

“I just want comfortable seats and a smooth ride.” ~ James May

Porsche: Nein!

The 2007 Caliber was the most horrendous shitbox I have ever driven, and I’ve driven a lot of shitboxes since I got my learners permit in 1972. I owned a Gremlin, and a Citation, ffs.