Side pipe are always the wrong pipes

It’s pronounced: Hor-chuh.

FYI, I lick all the surfaces of the interior of my cars before trading them in.

Who do they think they are, anyway?!

I bought an FR-S new in 2013.

but that’s probably because Volvo remains a brand that appeals to young people.

Just like he engineered that Super Bowl loss?

Nothing a rolled up newspaper can’t fix. The hard part is finding an old person who still gets a physical newspaper. Better make a trip to the library.

golf ball tracking via smart phone camera. you can just send me a check.

name checks out.

I came here to see an anus reference, but this is way better.

Bone, marry, kill... go!

Well, I guess you haven’t heard that Carla dumped Steve yet then. I know because I hold my phone against the steering wheel as I drive.

Oh, great! Another thing for Derek Jeter to spread around the world!

I like their Pircelli Less than Zero performance tires, myself.

No joke, I work with a Michael Bolton, a Michael Jackson and a Dave Matthews.

Most of the cost is to re-badge it as anything other than a Kia. You can’t wash that off.

I’ll take that bet. I didn’t even know Indy Car was still a thing.

$10 says F1 loses money on the deal.

Tom Brady has one, or so I heard.