GTO

We can all thank Obama for this, amirite?

Remember the moon cheat on Super Mario Bros. The Game Genie certainly was the cool thing to have in my neighborhood.

I liked your article, until I got to the part in the title that said I would want one. I do not.

Will the execs at Autotrader let you take grainy pictures when you take the job as Doug’s sidekick?

I’m going to miss Raph when he leaves to be Doug’s sidekick.

A GIF, a YouTube vid and 138 words. Raph, I don’t want to see you leave Jalopnik, but you wrote more in the comments section of Patrick’s article.

I want to give Raph props for actually putting some effort in his comment - way more effort than we have been seeing in his last half-dozen article posts.

If only she would have scored those points in a Williams car.

Patrick, thank you for firing David in regards to an Audi TT (a TT? what were you thinking?). But it would be nice for you to give any other answer than Miata. Who puts anyone less than 35yrs old in a Miata?

We have a winner

good thing it’s a wrap - I’d be ripping that off the paint pretty quickly.

David, please show this article to Raf.

Stef, I normally like your stuff, but I can’t tell if this article is serious or not. I’m not sure whether to call it fake news or just say, “Sad!”

If my aunt didn’t like sausage, I wouldn’t have any cousins.

I’ve got a left teste I’d be willing to trade for a 240z. OBO.

Wait, you’re saying crappy cars are cheap?! I’m going to go buy seven! At least it’s a better investment than a Jeep Cherokee.

And a man-bander is going to the Moon.

Every stripper I have ever met is saving money to go to Law School. I assume prosti’s are doing the same.

Gross. Stick with the Impreza.