I guess you won’t be invited to Tom and Karen’s block party this year.

How mini laps did they lead?

One of those belongs to Tom Brady. A TV commercial told me so.

I came to see Escalade Hybrids and something diesel, left disappointed.

If a nuclear war breaks out, we’ll win it. That is all.

I would add that there are a large portion of people who just don’t get racing, much less stock car racing. That’s the biggest hurdle. Most people get the concept of stick and ball sports - score points or runs. I see vehicles engineered to high performance, others see loud, outdated technology driving in circles.…

You mean, only the last 10 laps of the last race matter.

Extra points to the first person to blame it on the new sponsor

I, for one, will miss that giant pock mark. He brought a sense of style and a truckload of hookers.

Veyron’s still look like large mouth bass to me, no?

The only thing more 90's than this are back-to-back episodes of Fresh Prince and Saved By the Bell.

Stick to ‘Merica and it won’t matter.

If they knew the car could go 0-60 in 2.3 seconds, they wouldn’t sue. FF should have promoted that specification more clearly.

I want to commend Tom and Stef for their positions on the Miata. Since you are now unemployed, let me be the first to offer you jobs at my upcoming website, jaloopnik or maybe jalopnick, whatever will get us more traffic.

Did anybody scoff at LeBron having a clutch number >2?

I think this tells us for sure, Mitsubishi is way more important to the world than FCA. They should just shut their doors now. If they can’t even get a crazy person to ruin their Wiki page, how are they going to shill rust-buckets?

Didn’t he try to fight Matt Kenseth once? Kenseth!

GTA cheat code needed, stat

Was never a fan of Carl - I always thought he was immature and fake. He put on a nice show when the cameras were rolling. Let me know when someone that matters leaves Nascar early.

“...nobody bats an eye when you roll up in a Kia or Hyundai.”