Do we really have to keep doing this? Yes, Superman is a great character. Yes, some people don't like him. Man of Steel was a bad movie. Cut, fucking print.

I assume we'll have to have Cobra Commander reveal himself at some point, so that could take up at least one issue.

It really is. I love everything about PFT's Marshall but him exclaiming that name is hilarious.

The finale of Hitman made me cry and I got choked up on Batman and Robin #19, the silent issue after Damian's death.

I'm excited for Street Fighter x GI Joe to do less fights per issue. Maybe getting to the semifinals will let them devote more pages to each bout.

I am nowhere near cool enough to be Suicide Squad-era Captain Boomerang.

Charitably, I'm Thunderbolts era Boomerang.

I didn't care for her until Batman and Robin Eternal. The retcon tightening her link to Batman isn't the most elegant thing in the world but I liked it better than what came before.

All I'm hearing is that someone here needs to heelturn into the villain.

I believe you misspelled "Caramel."

I am glad that HECTOR ELIZONDO got a shoutout.

The only thing I hope to get out of this movie is a Gary Marshall appearance on Comedy Bang Bang.

And a lot of those are really good. Legacy is bananas and great, Dawn of the Jedi is a lot of fun and Agent of the Empire is superb.

Will Marvel ever release another superhero movie? Will they find blander, less timely, less appealing characters? One quivers at the potential implications.

Oh no, whatever will we do?

"Alias" is one of those books that's sort of an interesting oddity. It's the first Marvel comic to include the word "Fuck" and arguably the first comic in years that sold well enough to justify solely targeting an older market. I don't think it's bad by any means and the last arc of it is solid but I don't think…

You never know when those "Heroes" flashbacks are going to hit.

Jess is just misunderstood. I could fix him!

I could rant much longer and much harder about other things. That Doom scene is just more weird and out of place than anything. Now, if someone were to say, bring up "Batman: Hush," my howls of agony and rage could be heard from states away.

Yeah, he's obviously an insightful dude with an eye for talent but he should probably, y'know, maybe not talk to people outside the industry ever.