Wal-Mart town carnival canoodling usually involves getting some Bugles stuck in various orifices.

But will there be a ghost in this one?

The only choice on the mid-Atlantic coast is when to move the fuck away from the mid-Atlantic coast.

A Blaffair to Rememblack

For a while, he very clearly was reading the Podmass comments and would reference them on CBB which was always very disconcerting.

I worry about this all the time. Like, I got tickets to a Marc Maron show that's coming up and I'm a big WTF guy and fan of his but I also realize I'm the exact kind of person he hates. It's very troubling.

I'm Jack Nicholson.

"Hello, yes, it's me, the gentleman thief! Let's see what's in the new releases this fine day!"

I really wish they had done more "Um, Actually…" because it was such a charming idea. I'm glad Pat Cassels and Gabrus have gone on to bigger and probably more lucrative things but they both had such a killer, specific way of making obscure nerdy errata hilarious.

I had to stop listening to CBB at work because of the "My uncle has a killer 15 minutes on Mexican guys. I mean, I can't repeat it but it fucking kills," because I was shaking at my desk, laughing so hard.

He was a longtime College Humor writer which I think is the ultimate comedy bro qualifier.

"How old are you Wompler?"
"17"
"Good, the age of consent on Long Island is 16 and a half. I probably shouldn't have said that."

He also seems like he's always got some insane digression in his backpocket. There's a recent one where he mentions that he loves Citizen Kane which quickly devolves into an insane story of him masturbating in the living room before having to hide behind a couch while his mother and stepdad have sex in front of the…

We're running podcast silent

The only Bob Kane story I believe is Jim Steranko's story about slapping him in the face.

I work as an editor and for a lot of publications, queer has sort of become a general house style, particularly in regards to sexuality. In the discussions we've had around LGBT issues, more generalized terms, such as "queer" tend to be preferred on first reference or in headlines, such as here, with more specific…

Planetary sneaking in there is just about the ultimate technicality. I think Y is a pretty solid pick though too.

Honestly, I just can't get past the ending of 2009, which just feels like Alan Moore stomping his feet, futilely shaking his fists and screaming that Mary Poppins is better than Harry Potter and you kids don't know anything, you wouldn't know a good book if it smacked you in the face, etc. etc. etc. It's the "Old Man…

I went with Hickman's Fantastic Four/FF initially but I think so much of it also blends into a lot of other parts of Hickman's Marvel work that it's almost hard to separate.

I know what you're talking about but I can't remember it off the top of my head. It's an eminently quotable run.