I can’t fault him. That’s probably the only way I’d enjoy being at a Skins game, too.

For me it was in the top of my friend’s dad’s office closet. There and an almost coffee-table book that my parents had tucked away on a bookshhelf hidden by lots of other crap. I have no idea how/why my friend and I ever found these items but all parents should be warned: Whatever you have in your house, your children…

This makes perfect sense. I’ll always support anything that promises to be a complicated, expensive project that employs dozens of engineers.

There’s a reason MIAMI isn’t in the playoffs. They shouldn’t even show this kind of highlight. I’m trying to teach my kids to grab the game by the throat and now they see some EXAMPLE smiling about giving up a HR???

Why do dickheads like McCann and Papelbon think that baseball is some sort of tough guy sport? IT’S FUCKING BASEBALL for pete’s sake it’s not like they’re wrestling alligators for a living.

THATS NOT THE BASEBALL WAY THIS IS SERIOUS ONLY HIGH FIVES AND GOOD GAMES SHOULD BE EXCHANGED BETWEEN OPPONENTS SMALL TALK AND SMILES CORRUPT THE SANCTITY OF THE SPORT.

“Give me the Lloyd Christmas.”

Kinda seriously, this is consistent with the contemporary trend of companies not wanting to train employees (because training costs money, and that cuts into shareholders’ profits!) So they complain that colleges aren’t training people for the very specific jobs they offer, when they should really be trying to develop…

The future Darwin Award recipient with the Patriots helmet tattooed on his head actually lives down the street from me in New Hampshire. And yes, he does live in a crack house.

Fuck the NFL. Seriously. If you like the NFL at this point, you've probably appeared on PeopleofWalMart dot com at some point.

I’m fairly certain the first guy to publish a scouting report on Andrew Luck was Gary Gygax.

It’s pure propaganda. We’ve become a nation that’s about as jingoistic as North Korea. It’s bizarre.

Starting to get the impression, reading these, that all football fans suck.

You know, at least Jason Garrett gets to have some nice steak dinners and ride around in the Fuck Bus. You’re a total puppet and fraud as the Dallas HC, but at least you benefit from it.