The key words here are “told me how, without even asking”.

Every person I’ve known that has been missing fingers has told me how.

“You’re definitely going to ask your coworker with MISSING FINGERS what the story is. You can’t not.”

You’re definitely going to ask your coworker with MISSING FINGERS what the story is.

Yes. I get the disconcerting feeling that White House staffers are now just saying anything at all to stop his tantrums.

It is quite simple: Trump has to be fed polls that prove he is the most popular president ever. I wouldn’t be surprised if the numbers given Trump were made up from whole cloth just to shut the manchild up. 

If a steaming pile of shit is popular among Republicans, it says more about the Republicans than it does about the steaming pile of shit.

1967? Are you sure she wasn’t the Class of 1867?

It’s cute the way you think there will be a 2060.

GOOGLE. TAGGED. THAT. LION. AS. MAGA.

If there’s one animal that definitely brings home the total package of Western European White Male, it’s definitely the African Lion.

To be fair, it was twee AF. Hand-knit clothes, discount Ren Faire slang, sprinklings of Asian cultural appropriation, guys being doofuses at best... it found an underserved corner of hippie geekdom, and hit it hard.

We’ve had a slow rolling civil insurgency since the GOP went with Reagan’s southern strategy.

Not for nothin’, but shit like this is why I could not give any less fucks about Ilhan Omar’s personal life.

I was just going to say that it can’t be a recent photo. No plastic surgeon is that good

Note the pattern: whenever we get closer to information about Trump’s finances, something happens to bring a member of the “squad” back into the news. I don’t spend any time on Reddit or 8Chan or any of the seedier parts of the web but I wouldn’t be remotely surprised if this stuff gets workshopped there specifically…

And we’re all older and different and I don’t know if you get that kind of mojo back again

That is not true; however, they both work on it. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/24/fda…

common marijuana contains 2 to 5% THC, while ganja can contain up to 15% THC