once many years ago my YM magazine or equivalent gave tips for a core workout you could do before even leaving your bed in the morning, and assuming I tried that once which is probably true, then roughly 100% of my sex has been in my place of fitness.

That’s a really round about way is saying I am a genius Gella, but I will grudgingly accept your highly accurate opinion.

As someone who grew up in New Mexico, I can assure you that we absolutely do eat that much cheese, and we do put chile on literally everything. And we miss it like crazy if we move away. Like, my sister and I both flew in from out-of-town for the holidays, and both of us were immediately like, “Let’s go to Los Cuates!”

They really do. As a cheese-loving northeastern girl, me and my New Mexican boyfriend are a match made in heaven.

Of course people don’t just “get to be” president. They are elected through a massive process of many opinions, not just mine. And I certainly wasn’t suggesting playground antics play a role in our election process. I was merely explaining my personal opinion for why, given two strong candidates, I am going with…

People should not get to be president just because they are a woman. Nor should they be president just because “it’s their turn.” This isn’t the playground where everyone gets their turn on the swingset. This isn’t a monarchy where it’s so-and-so’s “turn” to have the throne.

I subscribe to everything you said. I was starting to feel really alone on these pages. I also like Lena Dunham though, so a couple of days ago I was told on Gawker that I need to check myself into the hospital and that I’m what’s wrong with the country. It’s how (some, ok?, some) Bernie voters like to persuade!

Like lime with a hint of coconut?

I know! It isn’t a rational thing. But when the bell tolls, you gotta answer.

At least Taco Bell tastes like something.

Dangerous place to be after all that Chipotle.

GOOD. LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU.

REMEMBER THE ALAMO.

Yeah, I do not get the thing with Chipotle. I’ve only had it once, because I was “getting lunch” with coworkers, and that once was enough.

garbage Taco Bell

I had Chipotle once. ONCE. There was zero flavor and everything tasted like bland bullshit. For a restaurant that has an air about itself as being “good”, it sucked.

Stand there in your wrongness and be wrong, then.

actual footage of Jia eating at Chipotle. #trashpanda

Jia Tolentino is eating GARBAGE FOOD