Ugh it's annoying! I would say the majority of people don't get mad b/c they either have dogs and get it or are just, you know, not idiots, but I've gotten my fair share of looks and/or comments about her jumping and it's just like, what do you say to that? I don't know the proper etiquette in those situations.

"Part Deux"? What the fuck does that mean? You wanna fight, asshole? Let's go!

Celebrity Edition!

Mercedes? They're usually so reliable. Surprised he needed a jump.

Some people just wake up, stretch, slip into their daytime sweat pants, get online and think "how can I be an asshole about something entirely inconsequential?"

I love this beer. So I'll just add that the only thing better than a bottle of Two Hearted Ale is a 16 oz can of Two Hearted Ale, which they just started distributing in the last year.

And you know what? It was. We made the ALCS for the first time since I was in elementary school. We lost a few close games. We didn't play to our full potential. The bounces didn't go our way. At all. The Royals pen shut us down. But I'm proud of our guys and what they were able to pull off this year, even with Manny…

So what you're telling me is that if I go out and see that there is still a forest standing on this Earth that is proof that there is no problems with the climate?

Going up, my parents were were divorced and never communicated directly. I got bounced back and forth between them a lot. Always based on what my mom needed. Fuck my social life or grades or stability. If being a parent started to get too hard, she'd ship me off to live with my grandmother or father. She'd get lonely,…

Once had a girl in high school breakup with me via Word document saved on my family computer, circa 2002. It was saved in a folder she named "Read after Prom" that she created like 5 minutes before we left for the damn event.

Man, you could point out a car to him and go "LOL, LOOK MAN! WE NAMED THAT ONE AFTER YOU!" and he might get a hearty chuckle out of it, but would immediately get serious and say "Your automechanical horse-less carriages are impressive, future man; but tell me - HOW DO YOU CLEAN THEM?!".

Can't just be happy that a guy kept a dog from getting hurt?

The way you wrote "my person" I thought you were telling the story from the POV of a dog. I still don't quite understand what it means.

What has always cracked me up about that deer video is that the dog had absolutely nothing to do with the whole situation. He was just sitting in the street, minding his own business while that diabolical cat provoked the whole thing.

"Everything is public relations now" is the macrocosm of what ails American society at the most fundamental level, which is a specific brand of narcissism. Who you were as a person and as a business used to be about what you DID, now who you are is largely based on who you SAY you are, via the clothing you wear or…

Drew, if your wall studs aren't 16 inches apart someone did a shitty job building your house.

Back in June, Jezebel's sister site (brother site? Does Jalopnik have a gender?)

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

Phoenix? Phoenix? Really?

Of all the major American metropolises that are the LEAST sustainable over the long run, it's a close race to oblivion between Las Vegas and Phoenix, with Tucson coming in a close third. Water isn't the "big issue", it's the ONLY issue.

You can have all the solar power and "downtown identity"…