He couldn’t clear the paint on a crosswalk.

And there’s the “we should have taken their (Iraq’s) oil to prevent the rise of ISIS/L.” Dude, that’s contrary to the Geneva Convention. It’s a war crime. The type that ends with lots of people either at The Hague or permanently unable to go anywhere that has extradition. And even Bed Bath and Beyond doesn’t have…

Actually all presidential debates are split screen. But in this case, it was pure magic. It was like watching a mom with a patient but meaningful raised eyebrow waiting for her toddler to wind down after a sugar high.

Over here (UK) the firearms laws are so strict that most people consider guns completely illegal. To get a firearms licence, you’ve got to have a 100% squeaky clean CRB (Criminal Records Bureau) record, as well two references from people not related to you, and the police approach your GP to check with them whether…

I, on the other hand, am heartened that you were ignorant of this word until today. Maybe there is hope for a better generation.

Geocide, before & after.

Hillary has been my senator twice. I’ve seen her in debates for a good many years now. It’s her best skill, in terms of campaigning. No way at all that grade-school taunts and frat-boy nicknames are going to muss one hair on her head. She’s been dealing with bullies and smears, been called a murderer and a crook by…

I know this is a way that people seem bizarrely reluctant to put it but: YOU GUYS. WE ARE ELECTING THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT.