Not too tightly and remember to give her a vent.

There’s definitely a mean middle-schooler energy that crops up on Jez from time to time.

Let’s not forget Tom Hiddleston and Anne Hathaway.

This young woman also nailed it:

until you actually have a child, which is like your heart being outside you, and that heart happens to be in a brown body

Yeah, that just seemed to me like Kristin Davis is a really loving mom and her daughter’s going to grow up knowing she’s valued and important.

Guess who wrote it? One of the new people! Who’s surprised? Not me. They always say the most unrelentingly shitty things. Like, what’s his name? Rich? Rick? He literally just seems to not understand the difference between being sassy and bitchy and he’s an ass 99% of the time.

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

can you imagine how many notifications you’d have to clear when you were brought back to life? It makes me anxious just thinking about it.

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

We failed.

I give him three months before he goes, “Fuck this. I am outta here.” This is a man who has been handed everything to him on a silver platter his entire life. He didn’t have to roll up his sleeves and work his knuckles to the bone for anything. And now he is going to take what is arguably the most stressful and…

God

Where do I sign up to be pushed onto the Subway tracks?

Edited to removed until I get more confirmation on that.

The Secret Service took him furniture shopping earlier in the day.

I also miss Tweet Beat, and the former reliability of Dirt Bag. There are always some shakeups when new ownership takes over any business, but why mess with those consistent successes, I cannot imagine.

Natalie was a good friend of my family, she was an absolutely amazing woman. The first time I met her she sat with me and helped me with my take home test on Tuck Everlasting from my 6th grade English teacher and called half the questions “bunk” “poppycock” and “bullshit.” She then wrote a note telling my teacher to…

I don’t understand the Schumer hatred here, I just don’t. She’s hilarious and she shares our values but she sucks because she said a couple of politically incorrect things? She’s a fucking comedian! (I’m not yelling at you Sparky, I love you, lol! I’m just so sick of this constant attack on her from both the left and…

I think now more than ever that women about to turn 30 and single or their careers aren’t going anywhere are much more vocal about the struggle of being lonely and watching all your friends go through those big life moments and feeling depressed as to why you’re not progressing. The studios have caught on to that…