Ummm, I don’t think she likes boys that way?

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Or maybe it was serious enough to want custody and think she should have it, but not so bad she thinks he’s a criminal, and she’s a human woman with normal emotions and a responsibility to their kids?

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Chris Brown’s being an asshole. Must be Tuesday. (Or Monday, but you—I hope—understand my meaning.)

A classic-

I live a mile away from what has to be the most incredible Cinemark theatre in the country. I told both my kids to never give that company money again. Is the company responsible for what happened? Hell no. Are they responsible for how they reacted to lawsuits from shell shocked and grieving families? You bet. It’s…

I understand why, legally, they are required to pay. It’s sound law and 99 times out of 100 it serves a good purpose.

I am sooooo going to work “as a follower of Christ” into casual conversation now.

Fuck Judge Gary Gilman. This woman’s death is on your hands asshole. And as usual incompetent men won’t suffer consequences while this woman is now dead.

I regret that I have but one life to give for someone to have that glorious mane.

I was just reading some comments about the Depp/Heard story on other sites and I’ve concluded that a video could emerge of Johnny Depp repeatedly punching Amber Heard in the face, and the internet would still declare her to be a gold digger who deserved it.

So fucking depressing.

Only a rich person could possible come up with this. I have never been anywhere with matching beach towels. All of the beach towels my family owns are random gaudy things from vacations in the 80s.

No, you don’t.

I really want to know what someone is going to do with a Tupperware full of Saltines, some ranch dressing mix, and what appears to be 1/2 cup of vegetable oil.

Another high school mean girl, soon will be whining that people are being mean to her.