I used to do this every now and then but it’s been a couple years at this point.. so for old times’ sake, here is a list I’ve compiled of some of my all time favorite Gwyneth Paltrow quotes from over the years:
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Cats will never surprise you by turning out to be assholes because they never try to hide it. Not even as kittens. Their core essence is asshole. It’s like suddenly finding out Andy Dick groped some woman before he vomited on her. The only surprise would be the exact location it happened.
“Why do they call you ‘Marshmallow’?”
Everyone in the world loves Marshmallow.
Oh, hey, Marshmallow.
Hell yes! Always hilarious when she shows up too, and I love that the Belchers all love her too. The taxi episode really cemented the show’s wonderful take on all of this.
Gotta love Marshmallow, prime time’s only animated transgender sex worker.
I love how casual the show is about LGBT stuff, it’s so refreshing to see.
Who am I kidding it would never work!
and openly admitting he’s not fully straight. god bless Bob
My favorite Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving joke will always be Bob finding out he is a “sloppy bear” from the hot deli guy.
Love is mediocre manic pixie tired nonsense somewhat elevated by Gillian Jacob’s charm.
Please clap.
I got up early for some reason, and wound up having enough time to watch the special. And it was really affirming to watch, because it made me realize something I’d always loved about Patton’s work, which was always there: his joy when he performs is so palpable. Lots of comics show that they BELONG on stage, or that…
To repeat an earlier comment on the subject:
Yes: somebody has been hired to make sure a brothel is worthy of O.J. Simpson.
he doesn’t want a partner - he wants an accessory, a bauble, a thing he can look at other people and say, look at this thing that i have and you don’t.
She’s the female Elvis.
“ But please do tell me *again* how long a day Mr. Kappa was working prior to having his car crash. Every single headline has mentioned it.”