Isn’t this basically Twilight? Angsty girl is sent to live with father. Meets mysterious stalker-y stranger and is warned to stay away from him. Crew comes to kill her and possibly her family due to proximity to dangerous boy. But in Twilight the boy is already technically dead...

And making the last thing we hear her say be about Oliver and Felicity? NO.

“I’m too gorgeous to be cast” said no actual actress/model, ever.

Good news, Charlize! It’s called aging, and when it starts to happen you will find that Hollywood won’t be looking at you as just a pretty face anymore. In fact, they may stop looking at you at all. Imagine that!

No joke, he has been on my fuck wish list for many years. Would still do.

I’ve seen and really don’t get this argument. My last name has been my last name from birth. Just like it was my father’s last name from birth. Is it more “his” last name than mine because he’s a man? Or because he’s older? It’s not “my father’s name”—it’s a whole bunch of “Keyser’s” (men and women) names. Including…

Right. I forgot that women are supposed to be impossibly thin but still act like we can pound cheeseburgers and beers in public, Wolfgang. She should order the pasta and then just work out 16 hours when she gets home so she can appear less uptight to you.

I like Shaq the most in this gif.

I loved flaked because it was so much like my real life! I TOO killed someone, faked being sober and being in AA and tricked EVERYONE into thinking I was a sober, pretended to be deep and enlightened and repentant to get people to sleep with me. I didn’t treat them like shit though, I AM JUST COMPLICATED, OKAY? LIFE…

He’s a BC boy, a fellow ‘82er, and he seems like a genuinely caring person. Perhaps a little juvenile in the humour department, but well...I'm not above that.

This is a man who should be edited out of society, and I wouldn’t hold a lot of anger toward anyone who’d take one for the team.

I was like, “Please, please please, be a well-intentioned but ill-advised attempt to teach a valuable lesson about internet safety and privacy . . . Oh Lord, have mercy.”

Yup. Me too. I never divulge any information about my sex life outside of my bedroom or my therapist’s office.

So, she interviews the daughter, asks the number, then won’t publish it because she thinks it will be upsetting to her husband, but says it’s a really high number. OK.

Well, the chocolate and vanilla ones are great, the strawberry is just ok and usually just ends up being thrown out.

The cashier telling Marcia “Guess the defense is in for one hell of a week, huh” after she bought tampons

Tina Fey’s facial scar is the result of an assault. She was 5 years old (maybe 6, I can’t remember exactly) when a male adult she didn’t know walked up to her on the street and slashed her face. It was a random attack. I think this is the most she’s ever said about it in public and in her book basically states that it…

Thank you. I sort of nervously start picking at my nails whenever this is brought up because I really believe he did it. I believe the police planted evidence, I believe the prosecution shit the bed, but I also believed that he killed that woman.

Every time this topic comes up all I can think about is how effing great Dornan was in “The Fall,” and I can’t figure out why he let himself participate in this.

All that Kim’s post seems to be saying in my opinion is that they have the kind of relationship that requires her to constantly baby her husband. She wrote an entire blog post (or whatever you want to call her website) praising pretty much every single thing her husband does. “Kanye this, Kanye that. I wish everyone…