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I love Dolly Parton and Carl Dean’s marriage. You never hear anything about it, which means that things are going great.

What annoys me is that the other countries’ uniforms bear some resemblance and/or give a nod to athletic wear (which is appropriate since it’s the damn Olympics), while Team USA’s just look like regular (ugly) clothes. This was my problem last time, too.

I live in Mobile, AL, and the reaction is the same here. Even the most conservative freaks are scratching their heads that anyone would waste time passing these ridiculous laws.

Yup, that was my favorite part, when he said she had “nothing else going on.” I laughed so hazard I thought I was going to die.

You're not kidding! Ugh.

You would think. But the dean of my law school got caught at a brothel after ordering hookers on Craigslist like pizza, so...

She looks a little bit like the lady who got surgery to look like a cat... through the cheekbones?

Same. And it was a vintage cast iron SINK. Those things are worth a couple thousand dollars, it would be insane not to grab it!

Just looking at the pond on the last ten seconds of the first video, sadly, there was no way that the police could’ve or should’ve gone in after them. It was essentially a giant mud pit and once the car sank, there would have been no visibility whatsoever. It would've been like following someone into a sinkhole. :(

He had a really badly messed up knee as well. :(

He was. I’m currently watching his friends and co-workers be interviewed on CNN and they’re all kind of hedging, like, “How much should I reveal, exactly..?”

Oh god, I hope so! I wonder who will be in charge of his catalogue, etc. now... :(

Gwen Stefani is gonna be reeeeeal embarrassed about this Blake Shelton phase in a few years....

Not all of them! Just ask Dane Cook. ;)

That's the most 2016 sentence I've ever read. 😂

Captain Cold’s every line just cracks me up. I love that actor, I have missed him being on TV every week!

Sara is The only watchable character on Legends of Tomorrow (the Arrow/Flash spin-off).