When I saw the trailer for that movie I just stared at the screen, blinking, like an anime character. So. Ridiculous.

OMG me too... Amy Schumer has a bit where she talks about how weird it was for her when she hit a point in her life where she had to switch over from “You’re pregnant? Oh my god, do you need a ride to the clinic?” to “You’re pregnant? Oh my god, congratulations!” I have been living that bit for about 5 years now.

I have had nightmares in which I’m pregnant (two really vivid ones that I remember). *Shiver* I have honestly never been so relieved to wake up. Even in the dreams I was horrified and trying to give the baby away.

Ditto here.

When I worked in homicide court, I used to deal with about one of these guys per month. They’re beyond frustrating, mainly because they just repeat the same shit over and over and OVER.

“Asshole” is the *exact* word I was gonna use to describe her. You beat me to it! ;)

It all makes sense now...

My cat routinely sits under this lamp creepily staring at me and plotting. My question is, who, exactly, does he think is going to cater to his every whim once he steals my breath in the night?

Oh Christ. I love Kiefer Sutherland more than any other celebrity ever (I know, I know... it’s inexplicable. What can I say, I saw The Lost Boys when I was 7 and my love lasts a lifetime).

I call my one weird chin hair my “stray eyebrow.” My BFF has one too and we have a deal that if one of us ever falls into a coma, the other one has to come by a couple times a month to discreetly pluck it. :p Sort of similar to the “if you die, I’ll get rid of your porn so your family doesn’t find it” deal that most…

WOW. I somehow missed that DirtBag, and I am now a huge non-fan of Melissa Etheridge.

I would beat whoever had the balls to list this at $68 with it.

This review perfectly summarizes every thought I had while watching this this morning. Thank you!

With a sweetheart top.

It is utterly beyond me how any showrunner could not be aware of this trope.

“—but hat appearance probably helped her get a role”

WORDDDDDDDDD

Routh did a really great in-depth interview with Kevin Smith recently where he discussed his career path from modeling to acting. He talked about how he’s been trying to get into comedy for a long time but kept getting offered more dramatic, leading-man stuff. It’s an episode of KS’s podcast called “Fatman on Batman.”…

He’s a male Amber Heard to me (I am face-blind when it comes to her, I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup if my life depended on it, despite seeing probably hundreds of pictures of her over the last couple of years).

“ETA: I’m going to stop replying to people now because it’s rapidly becoming evident that I inadvertently wrote the “pile-on” comment of these remarks.”