I know someone who’s all of the above!

The books are so unedited and so damn loooooong. The show is ok, although it lost me last season or this season, I forget.

Ok, so I live in a country in which Starbucks failed abjectly because (1) their coffee grosses out the people who live here and (2) no one was willing to work their corporate way, mainly because no one could compute doing busy work if there’s no work to do, which they seemed to require at the time. Therefore: no…

Why aren’t more people discussing this comment? It is a very important comment. Not being sarcastic.

I’ll tell you what’s harassment: the radio playing first ‘From a Distance’ and then ‘I miss you like crazy,’ and me being too lazy to get up to switch that damn thing off or to a different station.

Amen amen amen amen amen amen amen amen, this brought tears to my eyes from how right-fucking-on you are.

Silly and cheap, but I laughed out loud!

(whispering) it’s also Atwood’s only book that isn’t sucky.

That’s my theory about s o m a n y t h i n g s.

I know it isn’t SF, but it isn’t anything else, so there: Moby-motherfucking-Dick.

I culled a lot of books recently and gave them to the local bookstore. Similar criteria: if I love it and might re-read it, then I keep it forever and ever. The rest can go. Until a friend’s 15 year old bookworm son, who is EXCITED about 20th century European novels, came over. He got pretty much the whole load of the…

This is the best comment ever posted anywhere in any century. I don’t know who you are, tinyblueowl, but you’re a demigod to me.

That’s pretty and gruesome at the same time, nice job!

That’s kind of genius in its silliness though. Also, its design is rad.

That silicone stuff cannot possibly make anything good. Willing to fisticuffs.

Boooooooo to breadmakers.

That’s legit, it’s pretty.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. The principal has been humiliated, attacked by dogs, and defeated by his teenage nemesis. To add insult to injury (and insult), he has to hitch a ride with the school bus. This girl says something like ‘Wanna gummy bear? It’s been in my pocket. They’re real warm and soft.’

Fecal Coffin, just wow.

That link brings you to a text that includes the sentence: “It is extremely difficult to sex a baby turtle.” I’m just saying.