But pressure cookers are the bomb, no joke.

#notallvegans(aremilitantbutstillthinkmodernfarmingiscruel).

Blergh.

That killed me.

Seriously, fuck camping.

This is pretty much my favourite story. It has that special something.

oh my.

the youngest sister “became” Simba from the Lion King the whole trip (surprise attacking us with her “paws” and yelling “RAAAWWR”

I concur.

When I was growing up, deep in the early 80s, my family was completely ignorant about (or uninterested in) family vacations. We never went camping, we never went on family visits with both parents and all kids. Generally speaking, my parents were interested in doing their own thing, and kids at the time were…

Your B-movie game is excellent, sir.

But hopefully a UK (or other-European) production, maybe Canadian (David Cronenberg?) and not Hollywood....

Ok, that was one fucked up song, and totally funny. What movies is it from?

Please no.

Paris Hilton is good at doing accents, who knew.

I love them both, no shame.

It’s a prerequisite to beginning training as a Sufi Dervish.

Amazon gift certificates forever.

This is a true statement.

Can’t everyone? I mean, at least to some extent.