Yeah, no kidding. All in all, other things are way more common than annoying kids in my experience: the asshole who watches nonstop and loud action movies; chatty motherfuckers; rambunctious groups of travelers, and so on. Kids are just one of these things, and unlike movie-asshole or chatty-asshole, the parents are…

You could get a really fast car and travel for work by that!

Hey you should fly business class! It’s for business people who want to work!

You sound like a people person.

I like your honesty.

So, I think that all his stuff is probably ok, detached from Adam Levine. If someone like Matthew McConnaughey wore if, the shirt would probably be ok. The exposed belly would probably be welcome if it were, say, Tom Hardy. And so on. I love tattoos, and find some of these sleeves to be super beautiful etc.

Excellent article, also wanted to point out the sheer awesomeness that is the accompanying picture.

I hated college summers because reasons.

arrgghh weddings noooooooo.

I almost killed myself laughing the first time I read David Sedaris (Naked). Somewhat unfortunately, it was on a train in rural Austria, and the stinkeye I got from the other passengers for laughing out loud was pretty impressive.

Asking for a friend.

You are a legal genius.

By the way, I would love to see a whole article about ‘driving around’ as a major part of people’s teenage years. So much driving around.

That’s what we called them in my podunk-ass town: go to the 7-11, spread rumours about where the ‘party’ is, drive in a literal lap down Main Street and back to the 7-11. Repeat.

A very true truth.

Loser laps.

This is Thoreau-level shit.

I choose to see this as yet another WG action against silly received opinions. Parents explain to kids that farting is natural, and then when they’re adults, they’re supposed to revert to some sort of shame. WG is a freedom fighter, marching us to the promised land, one stank step at a time.

Many people seem to care about the private lives of people they don’t know.

I’m on board with this ranking.