But goats > both camels and horses.

You, friend, are a person with priorities and principles.

Geek desires are the best :)

This is honestly just perfect. I’m so happy for you guys that you have the Perfect Reading Arrangement.

Seems like she did pretty much what she was in the mood to do.

You know what were really put on earth to be hummus vehicles? french fries

Isn’t onion dip just onion soup mix plus sour cream? I mean, your wife has wisely decided to skip what is essentially an unhelpful middleman, and she should be saluted.

My brother used to surprise us all by putting carrot chunks in the OJ carton.

Honestly laughed out loud. At first I thought you were trolling but then I gave you the benefit of the doubt. And now I am intrigued. Have you thought of publishing a newsletter?

I’m horrifie, but you do you.

Dipping pretzels, especially the big hard pretzels, is goooooood.

Any sandwich can be improved by stuffing it full of Doritos. Weirdly, this habit - which adds a much needed crunch to any sandwich - started out in early childhood with Fritos, which I haven’t even seen in like three decades.

12 seems a little young to be baked out of your mind.

Tater tots, food of the gods.

I don’t get the hate for Nathalie Portman, who seems to me to be a smart, articulate woman and a good actress. Obviously, everyone’s mileage may vary and so on, but seems a little immoderate.

Your name, wow!

And yet Gary Oldman is venerated as an actor’s actor.

Fairuza Balk rules since Gas, Food & Lodging, a movie I saw just because it had J Mascis in a small role.

What are we supposed to be seeing?

Sure. Pretty sure it was just beef, though.