My aunt says pasketti instead of spaghetti. I rolled my eyes so hard once that I nearly went blind for a week.

That’s how we spell it at the liberry.

That is like Flacco-level eliteness there.

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

Is Garden State a great film? No. But it’s not a bad one either. The soundtrack was great, though (Disclosure: A friend of mine has a song on the soundtrack so I may not be impartial).

we get it, you're very cool

I don’t understand why this one doesn’t get more love, particularly for the Michael Richards role.

1975’s “A Boy And His Dog”, based on the Harlan Ellison novel about a post-nuclear-war survivor (pre-Miami Vice Don Johnson) and his smart-mouthed telepathic dog. For whatever reason, the full movie is available on YouTube, so go watch it now!

Vamp. Grace Jones is a vampire stripper. Really, Grace Jones is reason enough for anything to be cult. The vampire stripper part is just icing.

I’m sure io9 readership will beat me to all the good ones so, I’m going to mention one that doesn’t seem to get a lot of play:

Shout-out for Krull!

Why is this a discussion? The obvious answer is Bloodsport — the gentle love story between Jean-Claude Van Damme and the guy who played Animal in Revenge of the Nerds.

I used to watch these movies on TV all the time!

The ultimate Inception level inside joke:

I haven’t any right to criticise books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can’t conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read ‘Pride and Prejudice’ I want to dig her up and beat her…

This weekend I had my four-billionth customer respond to “Can I get you anything else?” with “Yeah, a stack of hundreds, har har har.” I’d just had two miserable shifts in a row, the highlight of which was the homeless drunk who came in and vomited blood all over the floor. I replied “I don’t have any hundreds back…

That was a clever way to get morons like me to run through the lyrics in our heads and thus be stuck with it playing in the background of our minds, possibly for the rest of the day.

If you deciper the alien language of Drax’s tattoos, it spells out the complete lyrics to “Never Gonna Give You Up.”

Sia is weird and crazy, and I love her so much. I will listen to her with her face covered, or not. Or in a box, or with a fox. I will listen to her here or there. I will listen to here everywhere. She is killer.

Octavia Butler is one of my favorite authors, definitely check out her dystopia Parable of the Sower and her time travel horror Kindred.