On the one hand, there’s that. But on the other, my first reaction was like ‘Oh, good, a relatively *sane* celebrident!’

Maybe some people do have assessories.

Pressed out, ex-pressed.

Scantrons, what a memory. I’m laughing out loud.

Ties are torture devices, they should be banned unless on 70s/80s punk and new wave band members.

Zombie Ann Landers thinks it isn’t worth stressing about.

I was in Boca Raton, which has streets and everything, and their best food was gross chain places. Also, every place to eat is by definition next to a nail salon.

No, green is apple. And what color would you say the clear gummy bears are? I don’t even know what flavor they’re supposed to be, but I would eat a whole bag of just the clear ones.

I love you, e.e. cummings.

That’s impossible. Jennifer Lawrence can do no wrong.

And what about Gummy Bears? Both the green and the clear (?) ones are superior to red.

For realz. If I had that, I can tell you I wouldn’t be snacking on cashews right now.

Divine?

A moderate opinion, oh noes!

I don’t share the sentiment, but it couldn’t be funnier.

That actually happens.

What I like about your article (among other things) is that it points out that issues of aesthetic preference are double- and maybe triple-edged swords. Calling for women to consider dating short men is not only oriented towards given these men a chance (or whatever), it is also oriented towards freeing women from…

I live in a place with a lot of religious people, and I have to say that it really depends. I know religious people who are essentially agnostic but do all the religious practices, I know deeply religious but also critical and liberal people, and I know crazy people of every persuasion. So even if I don’t really get…

I haven’t yet read the article, but had to say that the title made me laugh out loud in a place that I shouldn’t have. I think this is the best title so far.

It depends. We took our 4 year old to a meet-and-greet with Rapunzel and Ariel at Disney. There was a single 40+ guy on line, who was genuinely excited to meet the princesses and have his picture taken with them.