On my life, I cannot stress how much of an impact this would have on me. And what’s even more horrifying is that after having $50K forgiven, I’d still fucking owe another $50K. Fuck everything. If I could return my graduate degree I would, the debt is crushing. 

Seconded!

Truth. Even within the same family you cant use a card that doesnt have your photo ID on it. What you can do is buy a gift card and thats your way in. No membership needed. 

watch Frontline on PBS. 

I would have eaten the whole cake if given the chance. Mint and chocolate isn’t a seasonal thing for me, it’s a lifestyle.

Seriously, the whole post boils down to this:

This is just adorable. The humorless haters can stay behind in the shit hole that is 2020.

and by exclusive I meant inclusive. meh. 

Bruh, he couldn’t even Marshawn Lynch an answer. I get that talking to media can suck but jfc there are other ways to go about this instead of committing to being a whole asshole.

Here’s a more exclusive list:

PBS is on a GBBS Christmas special marathon kick and I was screaming “EXPLAIN WHAT THESE ARE” at the tv this past weekend when they kept saying things like “mixed spice” “mixed peel” and “mincemeat”

Its not an honor. It’s just a recognition of influence. Putin, Khomeini (roast in hell) and even fucking Hitler have all been past Person of the Year.

I’m currently on the board of a nonprofit, and it’s destroyed any shred of optimism I still had left in me. Like, fuck everyone, I hope this place burns down I wouldnt piss on it to save shit. Who knew there were so many people absolutely committed to NOT doing the right thing. 

an In n Out combo meal with animal style fries.

They sell pine nuts at Costco. They shouldn’t be difficult to find. Just difficult to afford.

I had a jar of preserved lemons that may have been on my counter for a few... years. When I opened that jar.... I always heard you can go blind from grain alcohol, but that fermented lemon truly knocked me senseless for a long 60 seconds. The worst kind of moonshine/turpentine/shit-did-I-just-get-high fume bomb. I of…

You are absolutely my people. Tribe Iron Gut!

If it doesn’t smell, still has structural integrity, and hasn’t grown an extra appendage I’m eating it.

Rudy “prison slipper” Giuliani

I have an aversion to Bayless in general, and the goatee does not help.