Indeed. The show was always tongue in cheek for the most part. There was even a semi-main character (Pam) whose primary job at times seemed to be pointing out how ludicrous it was that two vampires were fighting over a fairy waitress.

“Some people are calling for the Bird Box actress to return her Oscar.”

A lot of catharsis in these comments for a special kind of dweeb who has been consumed by hatred for that one tea shop in their college town. Boba is fun, y’all are just bitter that the chick who drank it/worked there/recommended it once turned you down.

“health-conscious”, lolz. It’s a milkshake, FFS

Usually I don’t get too worked up about listicles, but the absence of Malcolm X from this list is criminal.

$248k a month over and above the cost for tuition and extracurricular activities and it’s STILL supposedly not enough to keep the kids in their current lifestyle? That’s absolutely disgusting.

Seriously - imagine being so unsympathetic that a towing company so instantly recognizes and does the right thing.

Sad story. Fuck that HOA bitch. But the last part where the towing company came through?  I could die now, because I think I’ve heard it all.  Kudos to them for doing the right thing.

It’s called “ shopping” and people do actually enjoy it…especially compared to the soulless wasteland of online purchasing.

*meekly raises hand*

How dare those selfish pieces of shit expect a singer to actually perform at a festival. Where do they get off expecting a performance at a music festival, it’s truly astonishing the entitlement people have to expect a musician to play music at a music festival. When will the madness end?!?!?

the saddest thing is that what a 80 yo person is supposed to do when there are no alternatives to driving, it’s basically impossible to live an autonomous life without a car for most of the country

You missed a few classic old singers:

As much as I love the Stripes’ albums, seeing them live was the real thing. On the recordings, Meg’s style matches what Jack was doing. They were shooting for vibe, not perfection. Jack’s playing is just as messy on guitar as her was on drums — it’s just that people are more forgiving of that kind of blurry style for…

Spring Breakers came out long after I had already graduated and shortly after I ended my “every weekend is a non-stop party” phase. I viewed it as a pretty good encapsulation of the feeling that existed then - that all of that stupid MTV stuff was so goddamn fun and so important at the time but in retrospect is pretty…

Halftime shows with no costume changes and a mixtape of hits CAN be fire AF (see below for the greatest example); this one wasn’t. I don’t blame her for not wanting to exert herself with a lot of strenuous and complex choreography but this wasn’t a spectacle (which I’ve come to expect) no matter how many generic dudes…

It’s a small miracle he didn’t throw some Hindu stuff in there as well... I’m sure in his mind it’s all just one thing.

Ya’ll scared of the beyhive? Prince is #1 and it’s not close. 

Yeah there was definitely no one else...