That’s actually a really good price. Guess my nieces are getting some Barbies coming their way. 

ffs my typos. sigh. 

I know. and i take them when I remember. But there is no lactose free heavy cream and when I bake I prefer to use the real thing, and sample from it.

I could not give a squirrels fart about Arabian Joes or Trader Jose. Tbh it made me smile bc its probably one of the 2 things in American retail that is kinda positive about Arabs and it made me smile and feel like I belonged enough to be pandered to.

I am lactose intolerant and it has never stopped me from drinking whole milk or heavy cream straight outta the carton. So much pain. I regret nothing.

Obligatory hand bidet post.

Our oven broke a couple of years ago, so we started baking things on our gas BBQ instead. We never bothered to get the oven fixed because there isn’t a thing I haven’t been able to bake using just the grill outside. From cake to roast duck, all on the gas grill.

 “BEH! BEH DE VACA!” is a popular cry in our home. 

More Luther? Someone go check on my mom, she probably bit through her retainer and broke it.

I also like to measure length of time by TV seasons. Think of how many TV shows that have been going on longer than the confederacy lasted? Confederacy did not even last a half of Everybody Loves Raymond! Legacy, pfft. 

We were never engaged in Syria. We sent some aid, emphasis on some, as militia on the ground had to ration the bullets/ammo the US provided. Politically/diplomatically it was more fatal. Very simply put, the US stepped aside and let Russia and Iran to do whatever the hell they wanted, and it cost hundreds of thousands…

Sorry you got angry is the biggest bullshit of an “apology”

ESSENCE is a business in transition

It was a joke. In Disenchantment the demon is frequently mistaken for a cat.

 Yes please. 

‘scuse me, he’s not a cat but a demon level 2.

You can’t post stuff like that and not share. It’s cruel. I already ate but I’ve got some room for roti. 

Yoooo Panama has “Inshallah” tat’ on his arm?! Must be super convenient for when the kids ask for anything - don’t even have to say anything, just throw out the arm. 

Wait, the dish washer is for washing DISHES and not storing large pots and pans and their lids? Wild. 

... Not gonna lie I’d watch the hell out of that.