I don’t think cockroaches can get Coronavirus. 

so I won’t wish her what I wish for Bolton: a book that everybody reads but nobody pays for.

Multi-racial Nothings Unite! I’m working on the name, but I bet the stories we could tell about the people who cannot comprehend how you can identify as more than one race or ethnicity. Oof. My favorite reaction that I get is “How?”

... what? seriously? Fuckin Glendale man.

I will always star an NBA gif. 

(Before the Clippers Win Their 1st NBA Title)

Dumb question - how is that legal? What justification or standing did they use to seize private property? I’ll just sit here and wait for an answer. 

I bought a bunch of large glass hot sauce bottles (with plastic screw-top lids :/) and refill those and stick them in the fridge, so I can pull out a cold bottle of water whenever I want. haven’t broken one yet, and I have dropped those suckers more than once. I also have a Nalgene.

There are no In n Out locations in North Dakota. So. There’s some nonsense right there. 

honey. They didn’t do it for George W Bush, Dick Cheney, Bill Clinton, Henry Kissinger, and the long list of mass murdering assholes, they arent doing it for this dork.

wait, what do you call a group of white men with firearms storming the state capital without masks during a pandemic?

… there’s a whole channel that’s just episodes of Leverage? Holy shit I’d never change the channel.

I would subscribe the fuck out your magazine. I could not agree more with every single part of your comments. <3 

…. depressing but probably true that you’ll see that exact conspiracy posted all over the shittiest internet.

He’s been very vocal about going to therapy and how important his relationship with his psychiatrist. He seems to be doing well now.  

Um. Is that Maul lip-balm from 1999? Because it says Episode 1 on it and that movie came out in middle school.

Um. Is that Maul lip-balm from 1999? Because it says Episode 1 on it and that movie came out in middle school.

... it’s not going to get better. This is just what we are now. Prepare for a lifetime of disappointment. Welcome to America!

Ditto on the work issues, khayr iA.  Good seeing your name around here :D 

I love him so much.