Ramadan Kareem! jinni! ya halaa! how you doing sis? hope you are well <3 

Is it Oasis? The Jumbo medjools from Oasis date farm are ridiculously amazing.

“More mayonnaise, good.”

Our masjid is closed, and we have moved some Ramadan programming online. For real though, not going to miss the screaming kids running around unchecked during taraweh prayers, or that one uncle complaining about the food at iftar. you know who you are. I might actually have time to read some Quran this Ramadan. >.>

Oooh! This thread just keeps on teaching.  :D :D :D 

VINDICATED!

… it was off right? Please tell me the fryer was off. 

I love Del Taco. Their bean and cheese burritos with red sauce.... make it bold so it’s got fries and secret sauce added in... DUDE!

Oh you mean like Stew Leonard’s in Connecticut? That store gave me so much anxiety. If you forgot an item, it was not worth going back for.

I threw in the tile when you switched from uncleisure to uncleisture.

… it never occurred to me that it would come from a halal animal. I need a sit down. 

So what the heck is vegetable gelatin? We grew up eating Halal Jello, that was imported from Malaysia or Pakistan and who knows what the ingredients were, but it was Halal!

I enjoy both Angry and Professor Ramsey - but he has nothing, not a damn thing on Jacques Pepin. Cherubic, grandfatherly Jacque deboning a god damn quail all while giving straightforward instruction and dropping gems and knowledge in the same breath. Bless that man.

I stopped at Mango Unchained. First time I’ve seen that and I think I love you.  <3

China literally has concentration camps holding 100s of thousands, if not millions of Muslim Uyghurs. I wouldn’t fucking go to China if you paid me.

There’s even that awkward space between “slur” and “is” which just indicates that she was on the phone with Chico’s customer service while tweeting.

Deena is my cousin’s name. Can confirm Deena is evil.

what. the. hell.

Jesus, Toni on this list only once? Okay...

I want to say let them all die then, but unfortunately that’s not how this virus works. The idiots survive while your beloved grandma perishes instead.