Well. Okay then.

Amen. I have no idea what day it is. My home office is in my room, so I wake up, the computer greets me. Go to sleep, watch the computer blink its lights at me. I need out.

Here’s where I recommend everyone read Taco USA by Gustavo Arellano. There’s a long history of Tamale Men in America (yes including the Midwest), and Gustavo’s book is just a fascinating and fun read.

Did mine in no time. Was prepared for a whole Buzzfeed Quiz level of questioning, and it was not that. Just asks for your name, address, birthdate and race. That’s it. No excuses, just get it done and get counted.

God no, not for me. My parents live with me and both have autoimmune diseases, and both are mobility impaired. Caught my dad trying to get into my car from his jazzy.

Stephen, you are too real. Teddy Ruxpin is the devil for sure, you did the right thing.

My dad was bored and called up his tinfoil hat friend who lives out in the California desert, and according to him Covid-19 is a hoax but also a mandate by the United Nations Title 21? to reduce the world population. Shame doesn’t work on this dude, he thinks the government controls the weather with chemtrails.

Good riddance.

Yes, but also with that Kinja name, it still works.

hand bidets ftw.

Oh PHEW! Okay - because I had people repeating that “We’re gonna be fined/arrested” line. Thank you! 

Not to mention the complete lack of direction on this from the state. Okay, so I have a business that I no longer physically have access to. How do I pay the bills that are being sent there, do I get all business mail forwarded to an employees home so they can do payable processing? Oh wait they can’t cut checks…

“lumbering oaf Aron Baynes”

There was a Jewish/German bakery (that has since been closed for many years) that always had hamantaschen in their case. We would buy it in bulk on a monthly basis. That and rugelach. I miss that bakery and think of it often.

I’ve had conversation with more than a handful of men who said variations of “I can’t vote for her - she makes me anxious/is too loud/too screechy/too nervous/too emotional” and it’s just demoralizing. 

I loved all your plans. I thought you owned the debate stage. I thought you crushed Bloomberg back to baby status in his first debate but unfortunately, you suffer from what many African Americans suffer from: You aren’t a white man.

… I did not know this. Huh. Interesting. Good content, thanks BBB:DI!

Don’t forget while the West celebrates MBS and his “modernizing”, he has imprisoned the very same women activists who fought for the right to drive and other freedoms. Loujan al-Hathloul is still in jail after being KIDNAPPED from the UAE. The Saud family is absolutely evil and corrupt to the marrow. 

first time in my life i’ve ever heard of shredded filo described as “noodles” and I am low key annoyed by it. Not a good description. 

We make knafeh at home at least once a month, with shredded filo. My sister who can’t boil an egg to save her life makes it. It’s very easy.