The plural of “anecdote” is not “data.”

the only way i would eat this is if you gave it to me & absolutely did not mention the word “hummus” at all.

“College athlete’s pay is the education they get.”

First of all, that’s not Mexican food. It’s an excuse to be extravagant and push some “expensive” food on an unsuspecting public.
Mole might take a while to make, but there is no way a plate of it, let alone a whole pot of it, is $80.
Solo los pendejos van a pagar esa cantidad de dinero para pinche tacos.

Seriously. I tip my hat to these guys

See white folks, this is how you show yourself to be an ally. Take a stand, challenge your brethren and be willing to do something to make change happen. These cats have a uphill battle and I wish them all the luck and blessings.

Someone activated the spore drive and our Don Lemon got switched with the mirror universe’s woke Don Lemon and now people are confused.

#TeamKillerMike (not because Nina Turner, but because NOT Oprah)

First, I can’t wait to see Proud Mary. Always loved Taraji P. Henson.

I read your column ‘religiously’. I don’t often agree with you, but the story you told here is so important that I had to comment on it. Your story about you mother reminds me of ‘The Widow’s two mites’ from Luke 21: 1-4. And so often that story gets used by a charlatan from the pulpit trying to squeeze the last dime…

You have to boil shellfish alive. If they’re dead without being frozen for more than a few hours, they rapidly decompose and taste pretty damn gross. If you ever attend a crawfish or crab boil, you’ll see the bushels being picked through for dead ones. I live in California, but being from Louisiana, my family gets…

What? Never Trust Beets?

I don’t think she’s literally wondering what Nancy Kerrigan is up to; I think she’s making the point that Tonya Harding is getting an awful lot of sympathetic media treatment these days, while the skater who was an innocent victim of that whole thing is not. That’s just my take, but it seems like pretty obvious…

As a Chinese immigrant, a B- *was* terrible.

this way you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes

I’m sure we’ll see a big influx of American-born workers snapping up these sweet graveyard 7-Eleven shifts, now that these pesky immigrants aren’t hogging them.

I work in the construction industry, and my boss (the company owner) came to work SINGING the morning after the election. The cognitive dissonance it takes to vote for an anti-immigration, anti-small business president as a small construction company owner in TEXAS and then SING when he’s elected is baffling.

If only he wasn’t on the Celtics.