Fuck, no. NONONONONONO. No. FUCK. NO.

You didn’t sin with her, douchecanoe. You sinned against her.

Feinstein did other good things today.

She’s listed on the website as part of the B&B “team.” Plus she’s always been involved with Eataly. I always assumed she backed her son’s early ventures with Batali.

Amen, brother. Also: it’s not that hard to get the “picky” eater to eat what you give them. It’s as simple as telling them, “this is what’s for dinner. The next meal is breakfast. If you don’t want to eat it, that’s your choice, but you’re not eating anything else.” Works like a charm.

Looks like I’ll be able to score some Batali-branded cookware on deep discount soon.

“Maybe we should’ve added “racist marketing at the expense of African Americans” to our list of things to leave in 2017, because H&M kicked off the new year by inciting mass rage Sunday, when an image on its website featured an African-American child model in a sweatshirt labeled “Coolest Monkey in the Jungle.””

Judge Thomas’ dissent: “Because this court should not be in the business of ceremonial handwringing, I respectfully dissent.”
If only a few more members of the senate in 1991 engaged in some ceremonial handwringing we’d have a more thoughtful and decent justice on the court.
People supported Thomas because of his…

No need to limit to sports. This is a very on-point criticism of political journalism (which spent the day creating a story about Oprah running for President).

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.

Disney’s currently toying with the idea of having Tony Shalhoub play upwards of 80% of the background characters.

This scene always pops in my head whenever the Clarence Thomas is mentioned. He ain’t shit and I hope hell is real.

You already KNOW he was in the minority. Uncle Thom(as) has been voting against the interests of people who look like him since...this new thing called “always.” I don’t know of any other black person who holds the 14th amendment in contempt the way this nigga does. It’s mind numbing.

4 of 5 Justices would have voted to let the execution move ahead even if Jesus came down and told them someone else committed the crime entirely.

My first time back to college as a twenty something year old, one professor had his own book assigned as reading for the class. In an epic display of Midwestern passive-aggression, we came in one morning to stacks of quarters on the table in front of him. “It’s been brought to my attention that many of you think I…

They should have made him the new James Bond 5 years ago.

Apparently this guy started screaming, “You killed him! He’s dead! JACK-SON! JACK-SON!”

Seriously... it looked like he barely nicked him. Get over yourself Garbrandt. JCVD is way cooler than you’ll ever be.

if he dies, he dies.