ME TOOO!!! WTF??????? That was like play sparring and either both overreacted or just that guy. Not Jean-Claude

This guy gets it. Also, the movie gets a lot better when you look at the kumite as the main character. So cool!

That’s some drums-in-the-deep level referencing there.

“I was going to rip his head off” - Christ dude, what do you do if someone bumps into you on the subway?

And you know, I was playing a pickup basketball game and accidentally poked a dude in the eye. I said “Oh, f*ck” and went over to see if he was alright. Claiming he “dropped to his knees... etc” - Child please.

“He…

I send this GIF at least once a day.

you’re....this...holy shit

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

5. Use the bathroom, which is my favorite part of my day, because I get to wipe my black-ass ass with white-ass toilet paper.

I honestly never watched any of his shows on TV but based on his repellent behaviour and the fact that he’s an incompetent silver spoon imbecile who’s spent his entire waste of a life in service to only himself I’m going to guess I’m anti Trump across the board.

Counterpoint: No.

I’ve found being anti Trump is kind of a litmus test for people I like. Finding out someone likes Trump these days is like finding out someone was a serial killer pre-Dotard, it represents a serious and obvious defect and it’s scary that you didn’t detect it based on other behavior.

One of my favo(u)rite Britishisms is “whingeing” (pronounce win-jing.) It means “whining.”

let me live in my ignorance lol

And here, it’s 4. I set my heat to 65 degrees if I’m feeling like being luxurious...

no I get paid to read and respond to your rude comments

Sit down, boy.

In other words “ffaaaggeeeehhhdddaaaabbbooouutttiiiiihhhhttt”

My uncle is a big black guy and he does a killer impersonation of Rodney Dangerfield. No makeup required.

“Blackness is being treated as a tool for comedy, for laughs, and that impacts how I’m perceived and treated on a daily basis here,”