I will never get tired of this joke. +1

Who dat? He looks desi. That’s more of I saw you outside of the home after curfew and less you answered back and now you must perish. Although the more I look at it the more fearful I get - yeah this will do!

I believe you. Also I hate all these dumb names. Youths!

There’s no angry arab stare gif, but Bruce Lee has the death glare down so it will do. I’m still calling the FBI on Damon though.

DATES? DATES?!!

I decided on doing duck this year. And lo and behold, Costco sells HALAL duck. It was meant to be. Who am I to question god’s will?

I legit thought this dude was dead. 

Awww yeah! <3

I always star ghee. Good choice.

Aragorn is 60? Dang... I’d still Dúnedain, if you know what I mean. hehehe.

completely disagree. The squid ending was a deus ex machina device - it felt out of place with the rest of the comic and I hated it, it felt cheap. The movie ending was far superior.

jesus christ does the take have to follow me freaking everywhere? I hate gustavo so much now. He writes some really amazing things but this steaming dog shit of a take has been plastered all over my social media for DAYS. A week?! FOREVER.

Amen Gwen. Homemade is best. Plus it keeps forever. A spread of cranberry sauce over sourdough toast is a great snack.

You totally see it now though!

You’re not the only one.

It’s like Joel McHale and Fat Joe had a baby.

You’re missing out on a whole slew of culinary delights. Let not even get into meat that isn’t cooked at all - like a tartare or kibbeh nayyeh. More for me I guess.

Ok but now you are taking away the one thing that like every immigrant and minority kid def has in common. Pass.

I can tell his cousin this story if you want. He’s sitting across from me. #truestory