Hold up. We need to take the time to pause and reflect on this:

Mas Iris por favor!

with a side of Propofol.

I love a good “not-too-smart criminal crashes through ceiling in botched burglary attempt” story! And if there is video?!

So excited and proud of Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib. I was in a battleground district, the ultimately did not flip, and as upsetting as that is at least I have all these amazing women to lift up my spirits and our voices.

You don’t know how much I appreciate this comment.

I’m in one of the battleground districts. Got there at 7:30AM and got to the front of the line at 8AM. I was sweating profusely the entire time - I was that nervous and scared. I triple checked my ballot before I finalized it.

Good idea! My evening will be spent hitting refresh every 3 seconds to get the latest returns because I hate myself. ;(

!! Now that you mention it...

I’ve seen that here in Southern California (okay Orange County). Stupid has no borders.

Hah! That’s me! I’ve actually had people shriek when I’ve shaken their hands. #icefingers

If so an arm should be missing.

okay but why did you vote no though? You have me freaking out about my own ballot, did I miss something?

Was drinking arabic/turkish coffee at age 10 every time we had guests or visited a friend’s house. And was drinking tea long before that on a daily basis. The context, culture, and behavior of how you are consuming caffeine makes a difference.

... so that’s where that extra 20lbs came from.

lunar calendar. It shifts up every year by 15 days or so.

.... sigh.

Those Ramadan cups better have some kind of timed seal on them so they cant be opened or consumed until after sunset. You know, for authenticity purposes.

My local movie theater keeps Junior Mints in the freezer. They are excellent people with superior taste.

Pretty sure Scientology frowns on Scientologists saying “I’m not a Scientologist” and inviting Leah Remini, enemy of Scientology, onto your show.