Truthful take.

I bet you like fondant.

The worst part of carrot cake is the frosting. It’s horrific. It’s the mayonnaise of cake frostings. Actually, mayonnaise would probably be a better frosting for carrot cake than the usual sugar bomb abomination that covers it.

uh this website is amazing. perma-bookmarked. Thank you!

But you have to give it to him for managing to marry the world’s only mumble singer, Toni Braxton.

They were showing the Criterion version the other night (I think) and I tuned in right before they have that 15 minute photo montage and it confused the hell out of me. Is there a version that exists without that? Or was it never preserved?

yah they do. Don’t cook for them. Or make it a chore that they each cook once a week. Any how to grocery shop, so they arent buying the bruised rotten shit.

Whoever made that cookie should be in jail. Craisins...?!

oh friend. may you one day enjoy a torta de tamal/guajolota, or torta de chilaquiles. *chef kiss in mexican* 

Get out of here with your reason and logic and gentle measured response. THIS IS THE INTERNET!

I will take an oatmeal walnut chocolate chip cookie any day of the week. Nuts in cookies are good. The end.

Burger King chicken sandwich. Boom. Done. 

Make your own lunch?

If you are in North Carolina.... YOU HAVE COOKOUT WHY ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT MCDONALDS?!

I love you Monique. Truly. That is all.

Del Taco should not be around, it’s like a clone of Taco Bell with severe genetic damage.

Jack in the Box has better fries.

I would like to see this clean McDonald’s bathroom. I’ve never experienced such a thing in any visit to McDonald’s.

I would rather almost any other fastfood chain over McDonald’s. Except Arby’s.