that was YESTERDAY. Now is now.

We live in an era of almost limitless options. When given a choice who actually chooses McDonald’s over ANYTHING else.

Don’t forget the “Re-education Centers” where they are currently imprisoning, ahem, re-educating hundreds of thousands of ethnic Uighurs.

I think there are plans for it to be seen in theaters. Release date is Dec. 14th.

I was that guy until I read this post. Like, I never wanted to buy a new TV because the movies they had on display looked AWFUL. I’m not crazy! yay!

SO THAT’S WHAT THAT IS. I hate that look so much. 

It’s a common goal call on spanish broadcast.

Thank god. I’ve had an assfull of those real people commercials from Chevy and I don’t need more of them. Lord those commercials are the worst.

Orange County. I park next to an olive tree. It’s part of my regular maintenance - vacuum olive pits from engine bay.

ok - I was team chef but that kale hasn’t even been massaged. You can’t eat it like that!

wut.

Go home Nicki.

Just say you’re an NBA fan. That usually got them to shut up.

It’s Agent Coulson. and/or Thaddeus Ross.

Amen for Eric Northman. And Pam. Can’t ever forget Pam.

That’s not how pledging works, you can’t just “win someone over”. I don’t think ya’ll are familiar with how much pressure and bullying and intimidation and general fucked-upness goes on at these conventions. I’ve not ever been to a DNC convention but I am a delegate at the state level and holy shit is it some bull.…

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... I am very angry I never thought to use leftover turkey like this. Thankfully Thanksgiving (HAH!) is just around the corner.

This gif always gets a star. It never loses its potency.