I GET IT!!!! BEY AND EBAY! I will not disclose how long it took me to get there, but by god, I got there.

Really, no words. This is a horror story.

I mean probably, yeah. But I just watched my guy slice a real potato and toss it into the fryer. I am not going to complain about eating real food. And at it’s worst, it’s a potato! The most glorious of all foods! I’ll take some mushy ass fries over peanuts any day of the week.

omg I legit thought this dude was a cardboard cutout before I scrolled all the way down. I’m still not convinced he’s not a vampire though.

have you never had chili cheese fries? they have these things called forks.

What n00b gets a regular hamburger at In n Out. You get it animal style, combo with pink lemonade and animal fries if you want to clog your arteries. Mana from heaven.

I’m reporting both of you to Homeland Security.

... this looks amazing and I want one right now.

Ok but she should go to jail. She’s passing this god-forsaken tradition on to impressionable young children.

Is this sarcasm? This is sarcasm right? Half the stadium was empty. Parents were pouring water over their kids to keep them cool. It was hell! Hell I say! #GoBlue

... I left the game early because PUBLIC TRANSIT IN LA SUCKS.

Both my parents have mobility issues. One is a paraplegic. Both have handicap placards. Handicap parking and accessibility is also an important and personal issue to me. This piece of filth Drejka is full of shit. He didn’t confront a woman and kids about the ethical and legal consequences of handicap parking. He was…

It’s 4:44PM and Isiah Thomas just went up. There is at least another 1-2 hours left in this thing. Sweet baby jesus.

Lovely Cicely Tyson with the spaceballs black helmet.

WHAT. What’s happening? YESHA. Who else you taking with you? What’s gonna happen to us? We can’t be unsupervised! (Best of luck though [you won’t need it] I’ve enjoyed your voice and perspective and will continue to do so at Essence. Gracias por todo!)

Yup.

They aren’t going in order anymore. So who knows what’s going on now.

It’s not even worth discussing her singing. WHERE IS FANTASIA?

that POS Rick Snyder is talking and where the booing at?

BoA has always been shit though. I mean this is some special horror bullshit that seems illegal as hell. But I would never choose to bank with them.