well Faith is singing now. Yep.

Yo I think Bill Clinton is taking a nap right now.

I don’t wanna be that person but this typo confused the hell out of me, needs a quick fix:

oh my god. this is just not going to happen. So let’s make a list of who is going to get cut:

I thought this was an insane thing to complain about, a 30 min drive, and then remembered that not everyone lives with California traffic.

Punch you? Please. Hello...

My pop loves to tell stories about the assorted animals whose eyeballs and/or brains he has eaten. He will also reenact the slurping. It’s very offensive.

I feel this. There was no 2nd date because mister had less facial hair than me. True story.

What they don’t realize is that the racists have all gone,

my favorite is “trump es un extraterrestre”

I’m sticking with my mother’s definition of meat which for reasons that defy logic doesn’t include chicken or lamb.

It won’t. generally misdemeanors are defined as being a crime with jail time of up to 1 year (A felony is a year plus). That’s it’s legal definition, but as to actually sentencing, that can be up to the judge’s discretion.

... I’d be offended if this wasn’t true. Damn.

I refuse to click on that article. I feel vindicated now in my decision.

This is the only appropriate reply for this entire story and all the comments.

I, for one, welcome Miss Jackson as our new overlord.

Jesus I only know like 5 of these songs. That’s what I get for basically listening to Skee-Lo on repeat this summer...

Shareholders before all else. :(

I mean there kind of is but it’s not to a mass scale. You can purchase milk from a bank, it’s $$$$ per ounce. And all the gadgets and pumps and pillows and accessories are also a thing. But nothing compared to Big Formula I imagine. Remember this:

Uh lemons are crazy expensive right now. The absolute cheapest I’ve seen is 50 cents per piddly little lemon with weird grey blotches on it. If he was selling like 5 for $1 I’d be first in lime. (sorry not sorry)